Have you seen space aliens, ghosts, monsters, zombies, or something else from the Twilight Zone, but no one will listen? Report to A.S.I.A., the #1 E.T. & Ghost Intelligence Agency in America! We specify in:

sightings (ships, actual aliens or ghosts)
encounters (including communication, or interaction of any sort)
attacks (aliens & ghosts harming or trying to harm you or a friend or other person)
supernatural hearings (you were in your house and you hear a weird voice call out for you)

Just e-mail us at:
asiabelievesyou@gmail.com

We reply to all! Become a member of A.S.I.A and join our council today!

Joining A.S.I.A.
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Fan Membership: You will be a client & member of the 'outer section' of A.S.I.A. (You will not deal with working for A.S.I.A., running it, or talk with the council.)
Witness Membership: You will recieve membership with the 'middle section' of A.S.I.A. (You have a little more importance than a fan: you are a mod for the forums, and you get special info from the council and the secret Intelligence Agency itself!
Hardcore Hippy Membership: You have access to the council and are a mod for the forums. Inside intel from the council and agency.

How do you gain such membership? Why, you send A.S.I.A. more and more reports!